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By Al Campbell

I know it’s Christmas shopping season, and nobody wants to think about being sick or taking medicine, but something makes me sick: Advertisements on television for prescription medicine.
That’s right, I’m about to break out in hives if I see one more commercial for a prescription medication. Doctors are, after all, well-schooled individuals. They are busy, worked to the max, get little credit for the wonderful things they do for us, and have to explain why they spend more than eight minutes per patient to some health insurance company, so the healing profession isn’t all it cracked up to be.
That said, let me also state I would hate a doctor coming into the Herald newsroom and telling me, “I think you need to report about the Wildwood city government in a different way.”
What would be the difference between that and me, or any other non-medical schmuck, sitting on the examination table and telling the doc, “What about this PrismActim that will take care of my skin itch and dandruff? I saw it on television, and it would be exactly what I need to be cured.”
First, I would lack the nerve to tell my doctor what to prescribe.
Second, I would be afraid he might just let me suffer the consequences of self-inflicted prescriptions.
Case in point: The last time I felt lower than a snake’s belly, I went to the doctor, and he gave me a prescription. After two days, I felt worse than before. So I called him again.
He switched medicine, and bingo, the cure started after I popped the first of the second set of pills.
Would I have known, based on astute television watching, that Prescription 2, was what I needed to cure what ailed me? No way.
If I were afflicted with COPD, I wouldn’t have the moxey to tell a doc, “Hey, Advair is exactly what I need. Quick, write that prescription.”
When the time is “right,” and certain things don’t “work out,” I know I would lack the intestinal fortitude to tell the doc, “Cialis is just what I need. I saw it on TV, and it’ll cure what ain’t working in two shakes of a lamb’s tail.”
The list could go on endlessly.
Worse than the cure are the side effects. They mention them quickly, as if heading to the bathroom one last time.
“Side effects may include nausea, diarrhea, constipation, headaches, dry mouth, dizzy spells, leg cramps, and muscle spasms,” they say. If those are the side effects, imagine the illness.
Those side effects sound like what happens when you get a brown envelope with Internal Revenue Service as a return address.
“Tell your doctor if you suffer high blood pressure, kidney stones, gout, acne, blurred vision or itchy palms.” Hold on! Doesn’t the doctor tell us what’s wrong? Isn’t that why we visit his or her office in the first place?
Who gets a notion one day, “I have high blood pressure. I’m going to tell my doctor”? From my experience, it’s the other way around.
I go into the exam room feeling fine, get the grim news, and then go home depressed. Maybe we ought to know about those anti-depressants, so that when the doc breaks the dark details to us, we can retort, “Okay, doc, now that you’ve given me enough bad news to hop over the Great Channel Bridge, how about prescribing some of that SunnySideUp prescription potion? On TV, they say it chases the blues, and makes you feel young again.”
After listening to those ads, I recalled a little book my mother swore by, written by a Vermont country doctor.
His cure for just about everything, internal and external, was a combination of honey, apple cider vinegar, and black strap molasses in varying doses.
Maybe there was something to that country doctor’s simple cures for a wide range of ills.
If you want to play doctor, get a stethoscope and clip board, then go watch TV.
WARNING: Side effects may include mental dullness, blurred vision, and a tendency to think you have no right being healthy.

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Fri, 12/14/2007 - 9:04am

I totally agree that prescription medicine SHOULD NOT BE IN MAGAZINES OR ON TV!!! Not to mention the cost increases in any medicine they are pushing.
Henrie, Ithaca NY

Wed, 12/12/2007 - 5:45pm

Hopefully Mr. Campbell wrote his article with his tongue planted firmly in his cheek. Hopefully, he is a humorist reporter in his usual public presentation. Hopefully, his point and seeming advice is meant purely as sarcasm and entertainment. It is apparent he does NOT suffer from a chronic ailment which would require him to pay attention to the various ads AND assume a responsibility that, according to his prose, makes him have to play doctor, at least to some significant degree. With diabetes, he would be responsible for determining how much insulin to administer to himself. Insulin can KILL if administered improperly. Yet millions of diabetics play doctor with their insulin every day and do so quite safely and effectively. When they go to the doctor HE asks THEM to tell HIM what THEY think - - - to play doctor and share their diagnoses and recommendations with him - - - not because he thinks they necessarily know as much about medicine as he does, but rather as information to answer his questions and curiosities without having to drag it out of them.

In today’s medicine, we see numerous doctors who haven't caught up with the newest drug or the recent improvements in them, much less paid much attention to the prescribing guidelines. In studies of knowledge, practice and clinical errors committed, a large percentage of doctors - - - especially those in general practice - - - are observed to be incompletely informed, insufficiently informed and have committed a frightening number of errors in diagnosis and treatment - - - partly because of being over stretched and unable to spend more time with their patients AND from not listening to their patients. Today, as always, folks who simply go to the doctor, voice their complaint(s) and then sit back awaiting the verdict/diagnosis from the doctor along with the treatment to cure it suffer prolonged illness, receive at least one erroneous or ineffective course of treatment and die in higher numbers than do those who are increasingly informed, not only about their conditions or potential ailments, but take an active role in their own care - - - yes even to bringing up information from TV ads with their physician to generate valid discussion and transfer of information between doctor and patient.

These days, we are obsessed with the concept of "informed consent" for treatment. Supporting an approach such as Mr Campbell advocates through his article directs us AWAY from any semblance of informed consent for treatment. It actually pushes us back decades in the evolution of practical medical treatment. It is dangerous and unreasonable. Granted, the average lay person isn’t going to go to the doctor and proclaim they have a bladder tumor or gall stones or a brain tumor. But, for the common health problems and ailments, if the individual doesn’t have some intuition or make some sort of effort to discern what’s wrong, then they will very likely die a whole lot sooner than they might otherwise. Those with chronic conditions - - - take Cystic Fibrosis, for instance, must at a VERY young age learn to play doctor with themselves, as they learn about their disease and help their doctor manage it to keep them healthy and alive.

After 37 years of working in health care, hospitals and intensive care to rehabilitation and home medical care and also with countless doctors, I can say with confidence that the vast majority of those I know would describe Mr Campbell as being the worst type of patient they would have the misfortune to encounter. Not only that, but a survey of those that fit Mr Campbell’s description of the kind of patient he thinks people should strive to be also comes with the caveat of being among those who most readily blame and sue when the doctor can’t figure out what’s going on soon enough, treat it fast or effectively enough and prevent their demise because of their lack of input and assistance in THEIR ailment and care for that ailment. So, Mr. Campbell does us no favors or service in his missive. Yes, medication commercials are a nuisance for many of us. BUT, they have been proven to result in countless sales and beneficial use for thousands of folks who, without them, would NOT have received the treatment and recovery in a timely fashion, if at all. The informed and proactive patient today proves to be the healthier and longer surviving patient in every study of every dynamic that accounts for the relationship.

So, again, hopefully, Mr Campbell was simply trying to be funny - - - kind of like Andy Rooney - - - right?

Mark W. Mangus, Sr. BSRC, RPFT, RRT
Respiratory Care Practitioner
Pulmonary Rehabilitation
Christus Santa Rosa Health Care
San Antonio, TX
mark.mangus@christushealth.org

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